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Looking for the meaning of life ? Maybe searching for your purpose? We can't help you but this Series will satisfy your soul and make you say "sooo true".

Deep Af

Regular price $26.00
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Regular price $26.00

For the art lovers that spit out the wine when they go wine tasting.

Abstract

Regular price $26.00
Regular price $26.00
Regular price $26.00
Regular price $26.00

Do you own a skateboard, surfboard, BMX or running shoes? If you answerd yes to any of those, then congratulations this Series is for you. 

Outdoor

Regular price $26.00
Regular price $26.00
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“Sometimes we strive so hard for perfection that we forget that imperfection is happiness.” – Karen Nave

Calling all class clowns and attention seekers, looking for a conversation starter , look no further. 

THE COMEDIAN

Regular price $26.00
Regular price $26.00
Regular price $26.00
Regular price $26.00

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TESTIMONIALS FROM REAL PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD AND DEFINITELY NOT FAKE

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“This is the best clothing brand ever, its better than food, sex and even oxygen, believe it or not”

John Smith

“Before discovering this amazing clothing brand, I was a loser that had no sense of fashion, but now I am a loser with a sense of fashion. Thank you Minimalist AF for helping me achieve all my dreams and goals by providing me with awesome clothes ”

Julius Seizure

“Minimalist AF saved my life, without their awesome range of clothes, I was just a nobody working a 9-5 job living paycheck to paycheck. Now I don't live paycheck to paycheck anymore because I spend all my money on their clothes and live with my mom again. BEST decision ever.

Willy Wanka

At first I was skeptical, $26 for a T Shirt??? But then I was like Fuck It, we are skipping the scratch cards for this week and we are buying this shirt. Let me tell you guys, best investment ever!!! My returns are about 20-30% in respect gained over a period of 2 weeks. Absolute Madness

John Smith

I never leave reviews but after buying a few stuff on here, I feel compelled to write something. That something is very important, some might say even the most crucial piece of information known to the human existence. So just bare with me and read carefully. If this gets out or in the wrong hands, the whole clothing industry is in danger. So you might wonder what is this top secret super classified info?? Well its pretty simple, Minimalist AF sells dope ass clothes.

Butt Smasher

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Frequently Asked Questions

  • Why buy from us?

    Firstly, we don't make use of sweatshops in order to get our prices down and then get A list Celebrities to promote our stuff to hide the fact that our brand is built on the suffering of thousands of people. So That's kinda a bonus. Our intention is simple, have cool designs and high quality clothes.
  • Why is your clothes so Expensive?

    We are still new in the clothing industry so Unfortanly we can't sell premium clothes at a discount like your favorite sports brand because Fulfillment is expensive, so that in turns brings up our cost of running stuff. Maybe if we had the right contacts we could get prices down and get some Chinese kid to make our clothes for a dollar a day. But I feel like that's not the way, so paying a bit more is not unreasonable.
  • What sets us apart from other brands?

    Here at Minimlist AF we have dedicated our time and effort into making the world a better place. Our cotton is the 100% ethically source and all our clothes are made with lots of love and smiles. No chains or whips here. Also, we like the idea of supplying people with high quality clothes that's kinda affordable.